97 Cute Valentines Puns Perfect for Kids Valentine Cards

These Valentines puns are perfect for making your own kids Valentine cards! Coming up with a cute and cheeky pun for your DIY Valentines is half the battle, so I’ve done some of the work for you!

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and that means I’m racking my brain to come up with ALL of the cute puns that I can use to make my kids’ Valentines for school. From cute Valentine puns for candy like “You’re a Peach” for these peach gummy ring Valentines to “You’re the Apple of my Eye” for some apple juice Valentines cards, I’ve used so many different puns to come up with creative Valentine ideas.

Yes, my kids think I’m super cheesy (hey, there’s an idea for a mac and cheese Valentine!), but I know that they secretly love it! And sometimes they like to help me brainstorm clever messages for their Valentines, too.

In fact, I credit my oldest daughter for coming up with “You make my heart pop!” for lollipop Valentines, and for gummy bears, “I’m beary glad we’re friends.” Even healthier treats can be made more fun with a clever pun, like “You’re a real cutie” for a clementine.

Making your own Valentine’s cards is a fun way to get creative and add a personal touch. And you can bet that no other kid in the class will have the same Valentines as your child!

If you’re the Momma that likes to make DIY Valentines cards for kids, then here are some great Valentines puns and some Valentines treat ideas to go with them:

Valentine Candy Puns

• Valentine, You Blow me away! – Blow pops or bubble gum
• I’m a Sucker for you! – For lollipops
• I’m stuck on you! – For bubble gum
• I “Chews” You! – For bubble gum, taffy, or Airheads
• Valentine, you’re a Gem! – For ring pops
• Valentine, I like you “Beary” much! – For gummy bears
• You are a “Beary” good friend! – For gummy bears
• Valentine, our friendship Rocks! – For Pop RocksWe’
• Valentine, you’re a Catch! – For Swedish fish
• Dip Dip Hooray! – For Fun Dip candy
• Hugs & Kisses – For Hershey’s kisses
• Valentine, I think you’re Extra special! – For gum valentines cards

• You’re the sweetest! – For any candy or sweet treat
• You make my heart pop! – For lollipops or bubble gum
• You’re out of this world – For Milky Way candy bars
• You’re a lifesaver! – For Lifesavers candy
• You’re totally Jaw-some! – For Jawbreakers candy
• You’re bursting with awesomeness! – For Pop Rocks candy
• We’re mint to be! – For Junior Mints, York Peppermint Patties, or other mints
• You’re a treasure! – For gold chocolate coins
• You make my heart burst! – For Starburst
• Your friendship is worth 100 Grand! – For 100 Grand candy bars
• You’re a peach! – For peach gummy ring Valentines (like the ones I made below!)

Valentines Puns for Food

• You have a “Pizza” my heart! – Great for pizza gummies
• I know it’s “Corny” but our Friend-Chip means so much! – For individual bags of Fritos corn chips
• Orange you glad we’re friends?! – For orange Valentines
• Valentine, you’re a Cutie! – For Cutie oranges
• You’re one in a Melon! – Great for watermelon-flavored snacks or treats… or these adorable free printable Valentine’s Day bookmarks!

• Valentine, I am “Nuts” for you! – For individual bags of nuts
• I wish I had “S’more” friends like you! – For bags of graham crackers, marshmallows, and mini Hershey’s bars
• I’m Bananas for you – You can write this on the side of a banana
• Valentine, I’m Cereal-sly glad we’re friends! – For mini boxes of cereal
• You’re the Apple of my Eye! – For apple Valentines for juice boxes or applesauce pouches

• Valentine, you are one smart Cookie! – For individual packs of cookies
• Valentine, you are all that and a bag of Chips! – For individual bags of chips
• I like you… “Dill” with it! – For individual packs of pickles
• Valentine, I like the way you roll! – For fruit roll ups
• Valentine, you are Awesome Sauce! – For applesauce pouches like GoGo Squeeze
• You “Cracker” me up! – For individual packs of crackers
• Valentine, You are O-Fish-ally the best! – For goldfish Valentines

• You’re nacho average Valentine – For nacho cheese Doritos chips
• You’re the zest! – For citrus-flavored drink mixes or clementines
• You’re the mac to my cheese! – For individual cups of macaroni and cheese
• You’re my cutie pie! – For Moon Pies
• You’re soda-lightful! – For a can of soda
• You’re s’more than amazing! – For S’mores valentines – or add a mini Hershey’s bar, one graham cracker, and a marshmallow to a bag for a DIY s’more!
• Valentine, you make my heart POP! – For popcorn Valentines

Valentine Puns for School Supplies

• Valentine, I think you are just “Write” – For mechanical pencils
• Valentine, our friendship can never be Erased – For cute erasers
• I think you’re re-Marker-able! – For markers
• Valentine, let’s stick together! – For glue bottles or glue sticks
• Valentine, I’m stuck on you! – For glue
• Hope you have a Colorful Valentine’s Day! – For boxes of crayons
• Valentine, nobody Measures up to you! – For ruler Valentines
• #2 Pencils for a #1 Friend! – For pencil Valentines like the ones I made down below:

Valentines Puns for Toys

• Happy Valen-Slime-s Day! – For slime
• Valentine, I’m Goo-Goo for you! – For slime
• Hope you have a Slime-tastic Day! – For slime
• Will you be my Valen-Slime? – For slime Valentines

• You make my heart do laps! – For toy cars
• You make my heart race! – For toy cars
• Valentine, I Dig You! – For toy construction trucks
• Valentine, I get a “Kick” out of you! – For small soccer balls or soccer ball erasers
• You light up my life! – For glow sticks
• Valentine, you make my heart Glow! – For glow sticks
• Let’s stick together! – For sticker sheets
• I like how you roll! – For bouncy balls
• You make my heart go Boing Boing! – For mini slinkies
• You are Dino- mite! – For toy dinosaurs
• Valentine, thank you for being my “Friend-osaurus”! – For toy dinosaurs
• Valentine, you are A-“Doh”-able! – For small playdoh tubs
• “Doh” you want to be my Valentine? – For playdoh
• You’re Ex-Straw Special! – For crazy straws
• Valentine, I’m crazy for you! – For crazy straws
• Whoopee! It’s so Fart-tastic that we’re friends! – For whoopee cushions
• Whoopee, it’s Valentine’s Day! – For whoopee cushions
• Valentine, you’re a great Catch! – For mini footballs
• Valentine, I am blinded by your light! – For sunglasses
• You are A-Maze-Ing! – For toy maze games
• Valentine, you make my heart SOAR! – For toy plans from Dollar Tree
• Valentine, you are “Fin”-tastic! – For toy sharks or fish

Valentines Puns for Girls

• School would “Knot” be the same without you! – For friendship bracelets
• Slappy Valentine’s Day! – For slap bracelets
• Hope you have a “Slap”-tastic Valentine’s Day! – For slap bracelets
• You can’t mask awesome! – For face mask Valentines

• Will you be my Valentine? Yay or “Neigh”? – For unicorn toys or rainbow spiral lollipops on a unicorn card
• You Glow Girl! – For glow sticks
• Our friendship “clips” us together – For hair clip Valentines like these – great for teenage girls!
• Valentine, We “Mer-maid” to be Friends! – For mermaid toys or jewelry
• Love is in the “Hair” – For headbands, hair elastics, or hair tie Valentines like the ones I made below:

Valentine Pun Ideas for Teacher Gifts

• You are the “write” teacher for me! – For packs of pens, pencils, or Sharpies
• You are Re-marker-able! – For dry erase markers or highlighters
• Just in Queso you didn’t know… I’m glad you’re my teacher! – For gift cards to Chipotle, Moe’s, or other Mexican restaurants
• You are “Nacho” average teacher! – For Mexican restaurant gift cards
• Thanks a Latte for being a great teacher! – For Starbucks gift card
• Valentine, you’re the Balm! – For lip balm
• Spread LOVE, Not germs! – For hand sanitizer or hand soap
• Thanks for taking note of us! – For notebooks or post-it notes
• You’re a cut above the rest! – For scissors

Don’t you just love a good pun?! I hope these have inspired you to create your own unique Valentines for your kids’ Valentine exchanges this year! And don’t forget to PIN this post for later: